-Man Wey Dey Reason

Must Read: Man Wey Dey Reason… Part 14

A story written by Flow1759… If you missed part Thirteen, read it HERE

“u dey mad Man, so King Edward don turn to Soft drink abi, MOG no mind am oh, him follow us dey drink oh” I said and Man winked at Me. “i am not here to argue with u guys, i just came to inform u guys that a bus would be coming to Nekede to pick our Members to church tomorrow, the bus would be at Uzommiri bus stop by 7am tomorrow, u guys should try to catch up with the bus ok!” MOG narrated.

“Ok, i will be leaving, see u guys tomorrow in church, Brother Ugo i want to see u outside” MOG said. I almost Forgot Ugo was my name.

I thought it was the beginning of my doom. I thought it was Judgement Day. I was scared. “wetin him wan see me for na? abi na only me drink” I tot as i walked outside to meet MOG.

“Man of God, i am very sorry, pls forgive me, it is the devil that made me drink, i promise not to drink again, pls am am am am am sorry” i stammered.

“you shouldn’t ask me for forgiveness, ask God for Forgiveness, He will forgive u, because He is a merciful God, Jesus died for our sins remember!” MOG preached. One thing i liked about MOG was that he was the perfect description of “pulpit on the move”, he could preach the Gospel anywhere he found himself, even in a bar.

Talking of bar, while we were at Umunkoto, there was a night MOG came to our house bleeding seriously. He later told us he went to a bar to preach the Gospel and an angry guy at the bar smashed bottle on his head. He only told us the “part 2″ of the story, without telling us the “part 1″, because he never told us what warranted the guy to smash the bottle on his head. Maybe he was forcefully insisting the guy gave his life to Christ, just maybe.

The indelible mark of the injury he sustained was clearly visible in the right side of his head as a proof of his Love for Christ. MOG was the kind of pastor that could die for the Gospel’s Sake.

“why i wanted to see you was because i wanted you to pls help me with 200naira” MOG said showing me his two fingers to illustrate 200naira, a sign he always used when begging for money. MOG was the kind of Pastor that whatever he wanted, he gets. Even if he wanted the World Bank as a birthday gift, he would simply ask his heavenly Father, and it would be granted.

At that moment, it was as if i saw Angel Gabriel standing beside MOG saying, “u better give him that money or………………”. “i go give am oooh” i cried out.

“brother Ugo are u okay?” MOG queried. “am okay pastor, is just that i have 500naira with me, let me go make change from Nkiru’s shop” i said. “don’t worry, just give me the 500naira, the Lord knows why he provided u with 500naira note. He want to bless u greatly, because the blessing of 500naira is not the same as the blessing of 200naira” MOG explained.

I brought out my wallet reluctantly and removed 500naira from the 1000naira Bigie gave me earlier.

“mehhnn!! nawa for dis MOG oh, see as him don short me 500naira” i grumbled as i walked into the room, not knowing that the “500naira blessing” MOG talked about was waiting for me inside.

“Flow wetin MOG tell u for Outside sef?” Baba jay asked as i entered. “normal thing na, him say make i find am small money” i responded.

“ehen, as u and MOG dey outside dey yan, Bigie come return ur jeans wey him borrow from u yesterday, see am there” Baby Jay said pointing at where the trouser was.

I took the trouser and wore it, “Bigie don make dis trouser big for me oh, why i give am sef” i complained and the whole house laughed. I felt something was inside the pocket of the jean trouser so i deeped my hands into the pocket. I felt something like a roll of R’itzler in the right pocket. “shey dis Bigie dey sell igboh? See as him pack plenty R’itzler put for pocket” i tot. It wasn’t a roll of Ritzler but a roll Money.

I couldn’t bring my right hand out of the pocket, because it had instantly stuck to the Money like bee to nectar. Even if my right hand came out of the pocket, i promised myself it wouldn’t come out with the money because my guys were ready to “kill, steal and destroy” to get their share of the money.

I was sure the money wouldn’t be less than 3k. I thought for a while of how i could spend the money quickly before Bigie would realize his mistakes, so i concluded and said,
“Brainbox make we go Nkiru side na, i wan buy 1500 recharge card”.

My mission was to buy the recharge card from Nkiru’s shop, and leave. I never knew Brainbox had a seperate plan. L102

To Be Continued…

1 Comment

  1. holuwadamirex

    January 19, 2016 at 10:38 am

    Very funny anD interesting, warri boys no dey carry last na,,, abeg u guys should post episode 15 and 16

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